This cabal is fairly aware of the stereotypes they embody, and they've embraced that. They're the largest cabal of Unifiers in the city.
- The Dame - A gorgeous woman with dangerous curves. She's known to be a member of the Free Council.
- The Gumshoe
- The Cop
- The Tycoon
- The Ingenue
- The Thief
- The Pigeon
A cabal of Guardians of the Veil. They're not very nice unless you fit in a very narrow demographic.
- Betty Crocker - A sweet, blonde woman who is the perfect mother. Even to mages.